The Chaos Apple: Magic & Discordianism for the Postmodern Witch -- Thumper Forge, Paperback

Discover the Reality-Warping Wizardry of Chaos Magic

Join Thumper Forge, a Chaos Witch extraordinaire and Gardnerian Wiccan, on the wildest magical ride this side of the multiverse. He serves as your witty tour guide through the topsy-turvy realms of Chaos Witchcraft and Discordianism, where you can dance with Eris, the cosmic trickster herself.

Learn to bend belief like a spoon, craft sigils that make the universe giggle, and summon parking spots with the grace of a sorcerer. With a wink and a cackle, Forge teaches you to embrace the absurd, harness the power of paradigm parkour, and discover why sometimes the most powerful magic comes with a side of laughter.

Author: Thumper Forge
Publisher: Llewellyn Publications
Published: 11/8/2025
Pages: 264
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0 lbs
Size: 0" H x 0" L x 0" W
ISBN: 9780738775432

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