'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions -- Clarice Tudor, Hardcover

An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.

Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as "the ick"? If so, this tome is for thee.

Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor's viral illustrated post, "The Fart," 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.

As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:

  • Dating horror stories such as: "The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship" and "The Merkin"
  • Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don'ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex's Ex")
  • A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
  • And more
Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.

Author: Clarice Tudor
Publisher: Clarkson Potter Publishers
Published: 5/5/2026
Pages: 144
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.94 lbs
Size: 7.32" H x 7.33" L x 0.71" W
ISBN: 9798217034499

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