Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t -- Messie Condo, Hardcover

Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo's The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you'll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

Tidy the F*ck Up is a hilarious, no-nonsense guide to decluttering your life--perfect for fans of Marie Kondo who'd rather drop F-bombs than fold their socks into tiny squares. This parody of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up delivers real, practical organization tips with a heavy dose of humor, sarcasm, and swearing.

Inside this profanity-laced cleaning book, you'll discover easy, approachable strategies for tackling your junk piles, cleaning your sh*t without stress, and organizing your home one mess at a time. Forget perfection--this is organizing for real people with real lives (and real messes). No judgment. No pressure. Just straight-up advice that works.

With laugh-out-loud chapters and step-by-step tips, you'll learn how to:
  • Become a decision-making badass
  • Ditch the crap you don't need and keep the sh*t you love
  • Deal with closet chaos, junk drawers, cluttered kitchens, and more
  • Take back your space, your comfort, and your sanity
 Perfect for messy people, reluctant cleaners, and anyone who's overwhelmed by clutter, Tidy the F*ck Up is your new favorite self-help book for turning a clusterf*ck into a clean, comfortable home. Great as a funny gift, coffee table read, or daily dose of motivation with attitude.

Get organized without the guilt. Laugh while you clean. Make your home a f*cking sanctuary.

Author: Messie Condo
Publisher: Racehorse
Published: 6/11/2019
Pages: 192
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.55 lbs
Size: 7.1" H x 5" L x 0.7" W
ISBN: 9781631585449

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