Star Trek: Warped Phrases: A Highly Illogical Card Game -- Robb Pearlman, Other

Space. The final frontier... and the funniest frontier! Respond to prompts with the most hilarious answer in this 350-card party game inspired by the Star Trek(TM) universe.

In Star Trek: Warped Phrases, a judge deals out a prompt card and each player must complete the phrase with an answer card. The more ridiculous, the better.

Sample prompts include:
  • Who or what is responsible for compromising life support systems?
  • We are _____. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.
  • Your ticket out of the Klingon penal colony Rura Penthe: _____
Sample answers include:
  • Day drinking at Château Picard
  • Reversing the polarity
  • Yelling "Khaaaaaaaaaan!!!" at the top of your lungs
  • Hundreds of tribble-sized Gorn
  • One Gorn-sized tribble
A judge picks the best answer, and the player who wins the most rounds will emerge victorious! Designed for endless replayability, this game includes 350 cards spanning 100 questions and 500 answers so that you can explore a universe's worth of combinations. Plus, the game's portable packaging means that you can bring it to your next party or aboard any five-year mission.

With Star Trek: Warped Phrases, you'll share a laugh with friends and family, celebrate the most enduring science-fiction universe of all time, and most importantly, ponder life's truly profound questions, like "Duuuuude... what was in that hypospray?"

TM & (c) 2026 CBS Studios Inc. (c) 2026 Paramount Picture Studios. Star Trek and related marks and logos are trademarks of CBS Studios Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Author: Robb Pearlman
Publisher: Clarkson Potter Publishers
Published: 10/6/2026
Pages: 350
Binding Type: Other
Weight: 1.6 lbs
Size: 3.7" H x 5.6" L x 2.8" W
ISBN: 9798217034291

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