I Do Not Eat Children -- Marcus Cutler, Hardcover

A smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of There's a Monster in Your Book and We Don't Eat Our Classmates.

A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would never eat a child. What do you think he is...a MONSTER? And kids are definitely not disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, ever--oops! There goes another kid....

This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.

Author: Marcus Cutler
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 2/20/2024
Pages: 40
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.85 lbs
Size: 8.6" H x 11.1" L x 0.3" W
ISBN: 9780316474726

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