I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) -- Darcy Miller, Hardcover

Being a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.

Her past is back for blood.

My goals for senior year were simple:
  • Find a prom dress I don't hate
  • Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
  • Maybe try not to flunk history class
My plans did NOT include:
  • Babysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
  • Fighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?
  • And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem
Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.

Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.

Author: Darcy Miller
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Published: 6/9/2026
Pages: 352
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.94 lbs
Size: 8.52" H x 5.75" L x 1.23" W
ISBN: 9780593903162

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