How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You -- The Oatmeal, Paperback

The Oatmeal's most popular cat jokes, plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal.

#1 New York Times Bestseller

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, it isn't a gift. It's a warning.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.
  • Bestselling cat humor comic collection from Matthew Inman, creator of The Oatmeal, with fan-favorite strips like "How to Pet a Kitty" and "Cat vs. Internet," plus 15 brand-new comics and a bonus pull-out poster
  • Ideal for readers who love cat memes, quirky humor, and webcomics
  • Bite-sized comics and visual humor make this book perfect for casual reading or picking up whenever you need a laugh
  • A great, laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holidays, or any cat-obsessed friend and fan of absurd humor
Help the cat lover in your life understand what their furry companion is really thinking! How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a must-read--open the book and prepare to laugh (and maybe sleep with one eye open).

Author: The Oatmeal
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 10/9/2012
Pages: 136
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 1.1 lbs
Size: 9" H x 7" L x 0.5" W
ISBN: 9781449410247

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