{"product_id":"f-ck-this-murder-elizabeth-land-quant-paperback","title":"F*ck This Murder -- Elizabeth Land Quant, Paperback","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQueer, curvy, neurodivergent, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new B \u0026amp; B, but dead bodies, a rogue alligator and accident-prone guests keep getting in the way. Welcome to book one of the F This Murder Series: The rollicking fun, foul-mouthed cozy mystery series that has readers and reviewers asking for more!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Sisters Quant and Land debut with an amusing whodunit . . . \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe authors nail Maggie's acerbic voice and keep the plot twists coming fast and furious enough to hook readers. A sequel would be welcome.\" - Publishers Weekly \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Our Verdict: GET IT!\" \u003cem\u003e- KIRKUS REVIEWS.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Gloriously unhinged.\" \u003cem\u003e- \u003c\/em\u003eNina McConigley, author of \u003cem\u003eCowboys and East Indians, \u003c\/em\u003ewinner of the PEN Open Book Award.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Hilarious B\u0026amp;B murder mystery with unexpected heart.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBookLife Reviews, Editor's Pick!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This mystery is cozy like a cup of hot cocoa with a splash of bourbon, and one I'd highly recommend you pick up now!\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKayleigh Suggett, author of \u003cem\u003eAlibi by Accident.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This colorful, spiraling whodunit effectively combines suspense with tongue-in-cheek absurdity.\" \u003cem\u003e- KIRKUS REVIEWS.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"A gift of disability and queer representation.\" \u003cem\u003e- \u003c\/em\u003eSonya Huber, author of \u003cem\u003ePain Woman Takes Your Keys and Other Essays from a Nervous System.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"In a time when things are tilting toward tyranny, this joyfully neurodivergent book, which celebrates our differences and our intersections, lets you sink into a world you'll be reluctant to leave.\" -Jordan Rosenfeld, author of \u003cem\u003eFallout\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Sound of Story\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Impeccably written, fabulously illustrated, witty, charming, surprising, and wry.\" - Jena Schwartz, author of \u003cem\u003eFierce Encouragement.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Elizabeth Land Quant\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unpopular Publishing Co\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 386\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.88 lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8\" H x 5.25\" L x 0.8\" W\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9798999439208\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flowerburst","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67713031733552,"sku":"9798999439208","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2712\/8368\/files\/9798999439208.jpg?v=1788197422","url":"https:\/\/flowerburst.co\/products\/f-ck-this-murder-elizabeth-land-quant-paperback","provider":"Flowerburst","version":"1.0","type":"link"}