{"product_id":"big-lizard-joe-r-lansdale-paperback","title":"Big Lizard -- Joe R. Lansdale, Paperback","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuster Nix is overweight, unhappy, and stuck, until he lands a job as a security guard at Pick-A-Chicken, a fast-food chain where customers choose their own doomed bird. What Buster doesn't know is that the company's success comes from a deal with a Hell-born creature known as the Lizard God.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen Buster accidentally disrupts a supernatural ritual, he's burned by literal hellfire, and wakes up with the bizarre ability to transform into a giant, super-strong lizard. Unfortunately, his old boss, Elroy Cuzzins, didn't escape the ritual unscathed either. He's now Big Chicken: an enormous, homicidal rooster behind the wheel of a red sports car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArmed with his new powers, a sarcastic one-eyed chicken named Socrates, and Isaac, a teenage tech genius living in the ruins of a Noah's Ark theme park, Buster sets out to defeat evil and maybe save himself in the process. But controlling his transformations, keeping Isaac alive, enduring Socrates' visions of Hell, and stopping a giant murderous chicken is... complicated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing a superhero was never supposed to be this messy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Joe R. Lansdale\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Encyclopocalypse Publications\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12\/15\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.27 lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8\" H x 5\" L x 0.33\" W\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9781966037576\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flowerburst","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51095281238320,"sku":"9781966037576","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2712\/8368\/files\/9781966037576.jpg?v=1774405518","url":"https:\/\/flowerburst.co\/products\/big-lizard-joe-r-lansdale-paperback","provider":"Flowerburst","version":"1.0","type":"link"}